Cermit

A toddler; normally a cute one.

"Awe, look at that cermit!"

by C.Lorenzo June 2, 2016

Certification of Gayness

When you are deemed officially gay and given a certificate signed by an elite and secret force of individuals, who's true identity shall never be revealed.

You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.

Andrew: Hey, what's this in the mail?
Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.
Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!
Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...

by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007

Certified Lover Boy

someone who is like nataly

ofcourse nataly is a certified lover boy

by certified lover boy December 1, 2021

certain death

1-slang word describing strong cocktails
2-cocktail containing 19 units/pint created at in a university flat in 2000, now popular in "the path tavern"
3-metal band formed in 2000

1- "man, that was a certain death"
2- "I'll have a certain death, please"
3- "certain death were good last night"

by baxter October 29, 2003

creep certification

Permission to creep somebody's facebook profile.

Just look at my profile pic. I'm not a creep. I give you creep certification!

by McNooget September 26, 2010

Ceri

A horny hoe who rides her daddy and says false rumours and has a mum who has multiple wives and children.

Look at that Ceri, she discusts me

by Shocktrooper924 January 28, 2018

Cerina

The sound that your grandma's pussy makes when you fuck her

My grandma made a cerina last night.

Bitch that's disgusting

by Daddy Crut January 8, 2018