Fanny Batter

If a hetero man doesn't know what fanny better is he's still a virgin

Woke up this morning there was so much Fanny Batter on my dick ,it looked like a sausage from the chippy

by Vlad1Vostok April 14, 2022

flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022

Charging batteries

Not having fun, and not going to the saints game, especially with Adam and Alyssa

"Do you want to go charging batteries on Saturday?"
"No, no I do not"

by Chargingbatteries12345 August 13, 2022

Bitter Batter Bollocks

when something is complete rubbish or a fact is untrue. It also rolls of the tongue nicely

"mate that statistics is complete bitter batter bollocks"

by Coatesy_s May 6, 2023

Going To Battersea

sneaking off for some midnight loving.

"Where's Couzens, he was here a minute ago?"
"oh, he's Going To Battersea"

by Kittae2 December 10, 2009

Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB)

one who plays the call of duty game franchise and arms Oimself to the teeth, usually with explosives. Although Mobile Artillery Batteries are most often noobs that are 12 years old in real life, the more experienced ones can be useful for eliminating enemy groupings or clearing rooms. much like an Armchair AA except MABs tend to fucus more on ground based threats

Jimmy: dude, look at that nooby Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB) i just sniped, hahahah

or

Jimmy: That mab just killed me with his noob tube...and two of my friends too, omg pro MAB!

by Clickerfish March 26, 2011

non removable battery

The worst thing to ever happen to Samsung phones.

My battery is dead and I can't swap it for a fully charged one because I have a non removable battery.

by nonremovablebatteryphonessuck March 30, 2017