4 definitions by Vlad1Vostok

Butt cherry

A cherry that's been inserted in a highly demanding, impatient, Gay Man's butt.

Trevor's boyfriend. "Hey Trevor! Is there anything you'd like to eat? "
Trevor. "Nothing. Butt Cherry!!"

by Vlad1Vostok May 28, 2019

When you do a right skitter of a shit pebble dashing the toilet and when you flush it there's a tiny floater left

"Who left the bean?" ... "Sorry mate my guts are rumbling!"

by Vlad1Vostok March 8, 2019

If a hetero man doesn't know what fanny better is he's still a virgin

Woke up this morning there was so much Fanny Batter on my dick ,it looked like a sausage from the chippy

by Vlad1Vostok April 14, 2022

"Look at that gadgey over there. Whit a state tae let yersel' get intae ? "

"Aye , Ah Ken. He's pure dilepit."

by Vlad1Vostok May 28, 2019