Vlad1Vostok's definitions

Bean

When you do a right skitter of a shit pebble dashing the toilet and when you flush it there's a tiny floater left

"Who left the bean?" ... "Sorry mate my guts are rumbling!"

by Vlad1Vostok March 7, 2019

dilepit

Scottish word for dilapidated

"Look at that gadgey over there. Whit a state tae let yersel' get intae ? "

"Aye , Ah Ken. He's pure dilepit."

by Vlad1Vostok May 27, 2019

Butt cherry

A cherry that's been inserted in a highly demanding, impatient, Gay Man's butt.

Trevor's boyfriend. "Hey Trevor! Is there anything you'd like to eat? "
Trevor. "Nothing. Butt Cherry!!"

by Vlad1Vostok May 27, 2019

Fanny Batter

If a hetero man doesn't know what fanny better is he's still a virgin

Woke up this morning there was so much Fanny Batter on my dick ,it looked like a sausage from the chippy

by Vlad1Vostok April 14, 2022

Brad Pit

A devilishly handsome pit bull

Guy1 ...Look at that Hound over there .

Guy 3...She's taking her Brad Pit Bull for a walk.
Guy 2. .. I'd shag Brad though

by Vlad1Vostok July 9, 2025

Kebabed

To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp

My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.

by Vlad1Vostok May 7, 2024