Vlad1Vostok's definitions

Kebabed

To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp

My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.

by Vlad1Vostok May 7, 2024

Butt cherry

A cherry that's been inserted in a highly demanding, impatient, Gay Man's butt.

Trevor's boyfriend. "Hey Trevor! Is there anything you'd like to eat? "
Trevor. "Nothing. Butt Cherry!!"

by Vlad1Vostok May 27, 2019

dilepit

Scottish word for dilapidated

"Look at that gadgey over there. Whit a state tae let yersel' get intae ? "

"Aye , Ah Ken. He's pure dilepit."

by Vlad1Vostok May 27, 2019

Brad Pit

A devilishly handsome pit bull

Guy1 ...Look at that Hound over there .

Guy 3...She's taking her Brad Pit Bull for a walk.
Guy 2. .. I'd shag Brad though

by Vlad1Vostok July 9, 2025

Fanny Batter

If a hetero man doesn't know what fanny better is he's still a virgin

Woke up this morning there was so much Fanny Batter on my dick ,it looked like a sausage from the chippy

by Vlad1Vostok April 14, 2022

Bean

When you do a right skitter of a shit pebble dashing the toilet and when you flush it there's a tiny floater left

"Who left the bean?" ... "Sorry mate my guts are rumbling!"

by Vlad1Vostok March 7, 2019