Eastern Washington University 

A college where one goes to get rammed in the ass several times a day. When necessary, bukakke will also be awarded. Full of frat-tastic douche bags and wiggers. All males are dumbasses, while only a select few of the females are intelligent and sexy. The majority of the girls are dumb though. Most do not care about education, and are too stupid to go to a real college anyway. Much more like a large community college, rather than a university.

Guy 1: Why are you so damn stupid?
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.

"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."

Eastern Washington University by pubefloss33 June 3, 2009

george washington middle school 

A dumbass school with lame ass teachers and wack security and bipolar students.

Did you see what happened yesterday?
OMG yeah george washington middle school is crazy

george washington middle school by skskskskssk89 April 20, 2019

George Washington 

The original George Dubya.

George Washington was a great leader. George Bush wishes he could be.

George Washington by Octomonkey December 3, 2005

University of Washington 

AKA: UW

Best school in the Northwest overall when it comes to academics and student body. An Awesome campus right in the Emerald City. Students at UW are hot, smart, chill, down, and friendly. Great diversity, athletics, programs, faculty, and the hottest girls in the Washington state. Guys who go here are lucky.

Guy 1: Hey man, I got into the University of Washington!!!

Guy 2: Aw you lucky bitch, they got the hottest girls in the Pac 10. I wish I were you.

Guy 1: Don't trip bro, keep it pushing and you'll eventually get in.

Guy 2: Fuck ya! I'm about to be a Husky!!!

University of Washington by mike184 March 6, 2009

Mouth Washington 

The place where one takes a woman when he is looking for oral pleasure.

"Hey, what happened with the girl from the bar last night? We took a trip to Mouth Washington"

Mouth Washington by Candy gee November 20, 2013

Port Washington 

Port is a small town on Long Island, NY. Port consists of many different social classes all located in the same town. Port has some of the biggest bitches you've ever met and at the same to you can meet one of the nicest people in the world. The teens go crazy and say how much they wanna leave this crappy ass hell hole of a town, but they all know that once they leave all they're going to want to do is come back. All the kids are gonna realize how much they're going to miss being drunk at the beach, running around the docks late at night, and riding bikes all over town.

Person 1: "Hey I'm from Port"
Person 2: "Ew I hate that shitty town"
Person 1: *punches person 1* "Only the people from this shitty town can call it a shitty town"

Port Washington: the best shitty town anyone can ever live in

Port Washington by Laxer25 August 17, 2017

George Washington University 

Located in Foggy Bottom of D.C., George Washington University is primarily known as the "University for Consumer Culture". The institution has gained a reputation for fostering sons and daughters of the wealthy, whose goals seem to be excess material consumption and pretentious fashion-following, despite having bright students.

Such rumors were likely propagated after the University's world record-braking tuition fees, much of which is put toward entertainment provided for students (e.g. laser light shows, parades, galas, slush-rides and other services external to education itself).

The school is also criticized for lacking a "campus" in the traditional sense of the word.

OMG!!!! I got into George Washington University, lol!!! I am SO going shopping in Georgetown with Daddy's plastic, first day I get there. How exited am I that our dorms are like palaces!!!

George Washington University by omidhg August 26, 2009