pocket waitress

An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.

"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"

by Guillaume Levert March 2, 2008

WATR

WATR or "What a Twist, ROFL"

(What a twist, i'm rolling on the floor laughing)

Used to acknowledge a humorous or disastrous situation. Stemming from a certain Robot Chicken episode which parodied M. Night Shyamalan's style of film style in which completely out of the blue situations happen to the characters, often with interesting results.

"Oh noes, my legs are on fire."

WATR!

"I can't feel my face"

WATR!

by therealntc March 20, 2007

Waiteruption

When you and your friend are in a heavy conversation at a restaurant and the waiter/waitress rudely interrupts to ask, "How is everything?"
A combination of the words "waiter" and "interruption".

Jane: "EH MAH GAWD then Annie comes to school wearing these ripped jeans she obviously cut!"
Hannah: "OH-EM-GEE! Like the time Jill--"
Waitress: "How is everything?"
Jane: "WAITERUPTION MUCH?"

by rawrcatx August 24, 2010

Waitrose

A Waitrose is a shop that mainly either working mums, pensioners or torys shop at. Here you can find things like essential champagne and essential caviar. A Waitrose is normally 2 times the price of a regular supermarket

Borris Johnson : I need to pop to Waitrose to stock up on fig rolls.

by Oi blud November 9, 2019

Hot Dog Waitress

She is a waitress who is not only good at her job as a waitress, but is also extremely attractive!

I sat down at the local diner for a quick bite and when I saw the server come over to my booth I could see that she was a hot dog waitress!

by Mr. Zipperworm May 2, 2009

I was a waitress for 15 years

Something a crazy redhead bitch says at Panda Express

"I was a waitress for 15 YEARS Carl. "

by ArchNeedsAd December 8, 2018

Waitertude

When you don't say please or thank you or if you annoy a waiter, the waiter then says a rude or insulting remark.

Man: Wait can I get my steak Medium-rare, even though it says I can't on the menu?

Waiter: Yes you can.

Man: But it says I can't on the menu...

Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!

*waiter leaves*

Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!

by parley to your wifey and baby January 14, 2010