tamponator

A person who inserts a tampon into what ever orifice they can eagerly find on another person; with or without the consent of that other person.

If you ever come in contact with a tamponator be sure to close your legs and mouth, at least.

by Timothy July 8, 2004

Irish Tampon

When you take a nice Irish Lass, and put her naked body up in the air. Then you take a nice bottle of irish wiskey and put in her clean shaven pussy and shake it. Then you put your mouth around her clean shaven pussy and suck it out.

Karina was so hot last nite and we were in the mood for an Irish Tampon. Man did it taste so good. I just love those Irish tampons.

by Frank M Smith October 18, 2009

Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

TAMPON

a big fuck of cotton that big girl's stick inside thier waffly vagina's that make them bitch, complain about any heat at all if they are not drunk or stoned, slut, fuck and just not even think.

Don't blame your obese girlfriend, blame her bleached tampon.

This girl used so many fucking tampons that she has dulled and is yelling "bitch" to younger girls on the boardwalk.

Tampons are not for italians, but maybe the biggest mutts of america..

by cammypuss September 26, 2010

Tomonday

A slang word meaning "next Monday."

I will see you Tomonday.

by Rick P. August 18, 2006

[tamponabalooza]

time when a girl is on her period

person 1: Man she's on her rag.
person 2: No, she's on her tamponabalooza.

by racheypoo November 4, 2006

tampon tip

When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.

Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy service from her? I don't know, do you think we should give her a tip? Yeah, a tampon tip.

by Anne E. Moore July 5, 2007