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Hot Beef Stew

Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.
John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.
by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019
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naked beef stew

The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained
Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!
by Jesly Guesa July 18, 2023
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Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
by BB29576 April 21, 2023
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J-Stew

Jstew is usually a complete pussy ass bitch who usually wears a man bun and thinks he gets a lot of girls but really he's doesn't.
Look at that kid
What a little bitch
He must be a J-stew
by coolkatz944i383837474 September 17, 2016
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Alabama Stew

Eating out a female relative who is on their period.
Bro I ate out my sister last night and it was the tastiest Alabama Stew ever!
by MrCurryMans January 15, 2021
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Stew-pitt

1.)Your mind when it is at risk of boiling over with seemingly infinte quantities of genius ideas.

To mere mortals these ideas may seem incomprehensible and "stewpit".

2.)A moshpit that is moving in a circular motion and is about to boil over with the hot sweat of countless roving bodies.
1.) When I smoked that J a billion brilliant ideas flooded my mind. The waters of the flood soon began to boil as the unbridled energy of countless unborn ideas stoked the fires of my mind. My mind was a real stew-pitt.

2.) The stew-pitt was so hot and wet I felt as if I was about to be boiled alive.
by Dedraterdater February 8, 2023
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Beef Stew

The act of ejaculation in the open wound of a cesarean section.
I’m going to beef stew jimmy’s mom tomorrow!
by Muffle December 13, 2024
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