smurfquake

A small weak earthquake barely noticeable to anyone unless they are diminutive in stature and live in a mushroom village.

Dude, did you feel that earthquake last night? Must have been a smurfquake bro, i slept right through it.

by furiousgeorge413 February 1, 2018

smurf muff

A cool person with a totally radical pussy

Alexis has a total smurf muff

by Cool chikca May 17, 2018

smurfy slut bun

A slut who spends more and more money on her hair to make herself feel better but it ends up blue and other colors of the rainbow. Then she puts it in the slut bun.

Look at that smurfy slut bun. She looks like an insecure slut.

by funkypants88 May 28, 2018

Smurf

Intentionally going out of the way to grief newer players by creating new accounts for popular games such as Overwatch.

Oh man, that Reinhardt is such a smurf!

by Snerpes August 4, 2018

Smurf

The nickname of your short best friend

Hey Smurf how do I look from down there?

by Cheeseballs_Bleach January 31, 2019

Smurf

When you insert ur pp in once, and then ur both done.

"Bro I smurfed ur mom last night"

by littleclownbby April 22, 2019

smurfbod

A fat faced retard that drives a dyke car and likes the color blue

Oh look it’s smurfbod driving his Xterra

by Scoutgang November 7, 2019