by WarKami September 9, 2021
Get the god spreadingmug. 1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness
2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities
3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities
3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!
by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008
Get the rectal spreadmug. Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.
Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
by LazyRooster September 5, 2023
Get the Teen-spreadingmug. Refers to the act of promoting an underground (and likely underage) rave by word of mouth. Often interpreted as "Spread The Word", it is actually "Spread Dan Word"; a reference to the person who invented the phrase.
The term reached peak popularity in the Perth (Australia) rave scene circa 2006, though occasional usage has been reported as late as 2019.
The term reached peak popularity in the Perth (Australia) rave scene circa 2006, though occasional usage has been reported as late as 2019.
by BagBoy28 July 27, 2025
Get the spread da wordmug. A liquid spread is a moistening of the pants after a very aggressive flagilance It may also be described as a very intense feeling of a soon to come liquid spread Those who experience liquid spreads are predominantly male, with the legs, and may also show signs of deb complex
by Mike Hawk (Tonys Brother) April 2, 2019
Get the liquid spreadmug. by Dr. Pigeon June 5, 2022
Get the Banana spreadingmug. County spread is a meal made in prison (usually county) from Ramen noodles and any canned meat bought from commissary with enough meat added until it resembles the meal it is intended to resemble.
"County spread for the muscle, couple marks on my knuckles, puttin niggas on bunk status."
ScHoolboy Q Tookie Knows II
ScHoolboy Q Tookie Knows II
by Gr52vyGankgsta June 10, 2018
Get the county spreadmug.