National give someone named sam a smooch day

On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek

Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then

by Tacticalfish November 15, 2022

To Khan Someone

To crush the skull of someone between your hands

To Khan Someone means to kill someone by caving in their skull

Khan: Grabs Markus
Markus: *Screams*
Khan: YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME SLEEP!
Markus: *Screams some more*
*CRUNCH*

by Some rando out there December 7, 2022

Your crush liking someone else 😀

When your crush likes someone else it can be a really hard time for you. Especially if they talk about their crush/crushes to you but you don’t know what to say so all you do is give them advice and tell them to ask their crush out or something because you just want them to be happy.

A conversation that could possibly happen if your crush likes someone else: (don’t worry about it happening btw it’s a possibility)

Crush: I like (friends name)
You: oh you should tell them or make something for them I think they would really appreciate it 😀
Crush: okay I will 😁
You: yeah..

Your crush liking someone else 😀

It’s really bad

by Jadaaa!! April 29, 2023

to bed someone

In short, to have sexual intercourse with someone, regardless of gender (and age in specific cases).

“I had to bed someone, it was totally crazy, she wasn’t even a ten dude..”

by sorrower July 9, 2023

slut for someone

Woman thats very freaky, sexually active and easy but only for that special someone.

“I bet shes a slut for someone she seems freaky but quiet”
“My girl is a slut for me”

by guytellingyouthings2 July 15, 2023

to pull a mediatonic on someone

If someone is asking another person for feedback/advice and then goes ahead and ignores it or even does the opposite.

Person 1: "What can I do better in our relationship?"
Person 2: "You could be more respectful to me!"
Person 1: *continues to disrespect person 2*
Person 2: Dude, are you pulling a mediatonic on me again?
"to pull a mediatonic on someone"

by eyesburning October 19, 2021

to pull a Martin on someone

The act of promising a prompt reaction or resolution in the context of a problem to someone without actually being willing to fulfil the said promise without receiving reminders about it.

- Have you received feedback on your thesis already?
- No, the professor pulled a Martin on me again; I guess I will need to email them again about it...
- Wow dude, condolences, I know that feeling; it is not a nice move to pull a Martin on someone

by few-factorials April 25, 2022