scotch

After a messy breakup, when your ex-girlfriend deliberately replaces your lubricant with super glue(usually of the Scotch brand)causing your hand to stick to your penis.

George: "Aw man, I totally got scotched last night. (as he clutches his penis)."

by kem. April 5, 2008

scathe

a mock said either subtely or openly to a person or group of people. A scathe can be measured accordingly depending on the severity of the lyrical burn on the victim. Ie- 5th degree scathe: Home remedy. 4th degree scathe: Hospital check up. 3rd degree: minor plastic surgery. 2nd degree: extensive plastic surgery. 1st degree: brain dead. 0'd degree: Dead. The scathe is usually followed up by the sharp sound 'uoooawwww' to signify the scathe has been successful. A subtle scathe can also be termed a 'symbolic meaning' or 'hidden mock.' The use of the word originated in Mt Roskill, Auckland, New Zealand by Callum 'ODI' E alias genius,iron tongue,monty,salvador and Kartik 'IR' W alias kza,ray,cuban link. The pair recently formed the lyrically based krew 'K.O.E.'-knights over Egypt.

Indirect- "Dude, you just got scathed."

Direct- "1st degree(example): Bashir Ali calls Callum E on his mobile, and the pair chat away. In the backround Sharan G being the cheeky infidel he is, swears and curses Bashir, firing off level three-four scathes, oblivious to the fact that Bashir can indeed hear him as the phone is on loudspeaker. Bashir demands that Callum give Sharan the phone, which he does. As the phone connects with Sharan's ear, the chilling words 'BITCH WHAT' echo into his conscience. The sheer tenacity of those words, his daring choice of words, and his gangster tone epitomised a level one scathe."

by Callum February 18, 2005

chicken scratch

bad handwriting; looks like something a chicken would scratch in the mud with its nails.

He failed penmanship because of his "chicken scratch" handwriting.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

poop satchel

A device use to harness/ensnare poop or fecal particles for future use.

"Dude, I just totally caught your fart in my brand-new Poop satchel. I'm saving it for later to give to my mom"

by Dustin Fucking Jones November 26, 2007

scratch

~n.
bling bling
cash money
scrilla
dough
bank
legal tender

...so I went in there and the sister's cunt didn't have the scratch, so I put a bullet through his kneecap. Then I cock smaked his philapino whore when she tried to suck me off to pay his points.

by Schwilly April 15, 2004

scotch rifle

Like beer pong but with scotch instead of beer and rifles instead of ping pong balls.

Sean Connery and I played scotch rifle for his Highlander sword.

by UtopianPhysics May 5, 2011

scotchmohop

A mechanized pogo stick, which is the most common form of transportation for a Clamnigger. Note that the Clamnigger has probably beaten a small Caucasian or Native American child violently with a bag of provolone cheese in order to obtain said vehicle. The scotchmohop may be dismantled and ingested with a nice buttery spread for storage purposes.

Damn johnny! Not only has that Clamnigger taken my land but my scotchmohop as well!

by Coolhand Luke R April 29, 2013