Spammer

An extremely irksome person who fills up any given website with inane opinions and source-lacking "facts." The kind of person who gets bored and decides to spend the evening writing entries for Urban Dictionary that look something like this;

"amy -- omg the most beautiful girl in the world!!!shes so pretty,heehee,shes me!!!"

Very rarely uses punctuation or has any understanding of the English language. Often uses spam as a way to promote another site, online community, porn source, or musical group. Sometimes, spammers have such sad lives that they use spam in an attempt to get a date;

"hey,if u want 2 get 2gether & have fun, call me @ 555-7684"

Spammers are common at any popular site, including, but not limited to, Youtube, Imeem, Last.fm, Facebook, and Urban Dictionary.

"I tried to set up a fan community for early Hitchcock films, but I need to start moderating; the place is a breeding ground for trolls and spammers."

by Zrina April 16, 2009

Super Spammer

Someone who spams to the point where they have no real thoughts in posts and you just wish someone would ban them.

Duelist Goku is a Super Spammer.

by Jesus Bush June 14, 2003

swammer

Someone that has a speach empedament and slams dope intervaneiously.

Nick likes to brag "I'm a Swammer."

by anissa loosie December 6, 2007

shmammerd

striaght crunk beyond belief

Last night oxy, purp and patron got me straight shmammerd

by C. Moss January 31, 2008

shmammered

the art of becoming so intoxicated during a woogie hunt

Dude, I got absolutely shmammered last night at the Cambie.

by Thomas Karanasos April 5, 2008

[shmammerfied]

A state of pure obliteration, drunk to the point of no return.

"That bitch is such a light weight, she drank 4 beers and was shmammerfied."

by G-Paul August 1, 2008

Shammered

"Shammered" is another way of describing someone who appears or is drunk.

Derived from the slang/phrase "Hammered," which also describes someone who is drunk, and the word "Shot," which, in drinking terms, describes some who is totally piss drunk "Shot," and is acting like a compete idiot because of it; therefore his mind is "shot." (Gone) (Done) (Finished) (Temporarily Fried)

Oh my god, Dom that guy is totally f*ucken "Shammered." He doesn't even know what he's doing or saying.

by Gianni Devino August 28, 2009