scheming on some strange

1. To unsuccessfully flirt with a woman.
2. To hit on some ladies, and fail.

Fifteen minutes after we got to the restaurant we noticed Steve was missing. Someone told us later that he noticed him scheming on some strange by the entrance.

by optimus2g January 4, 2013

scrambled eggs and ketchup

Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.

by Torbert October 16, 2020

squirt n scram

Making a quick stop somewhere (usually a friends house) to take a shit and then leave right after

yo man, i hate to squirt n scram....but i gotta go, and then i gotta go

by myst1drs May 13, 2011

Scheme

A really cool functional programming language, derived from LISP. Makes cool data strucutures like lazy lists easy to make.

Scheme totally kicks ass.

by Mike April 15, 2004

Schembri

1. An ancient undiscovered tribe of big boobed people, male and female, who tend to reside in huge bushlands particularly populated with native species such as the plum or olive tree.

2. Is the cause of the rabbit plague in Australia.

3. Is the cause of vomitting due to excessive alcohol intake and introduced the use of steroids in Australia.

4. Pure geniuses.

Schembri "im never drinking again" (See also Euro trip)
"Boys boys get inside there are bees"
Doctor: "Ah those schembris are always in here, always bruising their faces with their jubblies"

by Luke Schembri February 12, 2009

Scheme

As used by Neil.See Neil.

It's a scheme we do. Yes and if you could just sort out the colour scheme.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005

Fonzie Scheme

Delivering a high rate of return in a short amount of time involving sex and then moving on to the next partner.

I gave her the best I had in 5 minutes. Yeah, 5 minutes. I had to resort to my Fonzie Scheme, I have another date in an hour.

by Vaughnn72 September 30, 2011