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Peanut Butter Rooter

a)An elite member of a special forces military team known as the PBROOTERS. Their mission, paving the streets of enemy cities with the stickiest chunkiest peanut butter available. Often working with the Marshmallow fluff team to make a stickier situation. The road once being paved by the team in a matter of hours becomes a peanut butter Catastrophe when enemy tanks and people get caught in its peanut hell. Leaving them open for the armed forces to attack.
b) A brand of peanut butter so thick and gooey that when you take a bite your teeth fall out at the roots.
c)A device used to give root canals, wherin peanut butter is shot at high speeds into the root of your mouth.
a) Get the Peanut butter rooters NOW!!!
b)fuck ive been rooted
c)Oh shit i dont want to be rooted
by Angelica Garcia September 28, 2007
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Alright-roo/Alrighty-rooster

Meaning a complete understanding and readiness, all can use except for Vince, Eric, and Taylor... because they didnt ask permission
Alright-roo/Alrighty-rooster, i will stop blowing air into Bear's face.
by Nick Guacheta June 18, 2008
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rosterbator

One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.
Jim: Hey Mark what's up?

Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.

Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!

Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
by acelticsfan November 17, 2010
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Rooster Tailing

When someone forgets to scrub the toilet with a toilet brush after taking a gigantic dump, showing a trail of shit spiraling down the toilet bowl as it was flushed down.
Dave: Dude I think I'm gonna switch dorms, I can't live with these guys anymore
Chris: Why's that?
Dave: Dude because they use the toilet and keep rooster tailing, it's disgusting

Martin: Dude I swear if he rooster tails in my toilet one more time I'm gonna kick his fucking teeth out!
by window shopper November 5, 2009
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Rooster Tail

When you're burning that 7018 rod so sweet that the flux solidifies and lifts off on it's own requiring no clean up.
Daw sheet, check out that rooster tail on my stringer bead!
by arcstrike March 4, 2012
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bar-rister

a person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.
Overheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC.
"If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.
by Mayuura December 3, 2007
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Pacific rooster

Deepthroating as far as possible so that your balls are in contact with the other person's chin, giving them the appearance of a rooster.

Pacific being the prefix as it is the deepest ocean in the world.
Spouse was always curious to try chicken across the Atlantic, but I did one better and gave em' a Pacific Rooster.
by Ananabay January 27, 2015
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