Peen screen

A green screen used for your penis. Why send a regular dickle pickle when you could send a picture of your dick climbing a mountain or holding a lightsaber?

I’ve been using the peen screen to sext.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Jean Peen

When you’re sitting down and your jeans bunch up and it looks like a bulge

“Dude you have major jean peen right now”

by Jeanpeenforlife August 25, 2018

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"

by MinecraftProPlayer200 November 6, 2018

Peenerbean

(n)-A large green growth on the penis cavity.

Doctor, will you please cut off this two-foot long PEENERBEAN?

by Joseph November 29, 2003

peenark

a term usually used to describe someone that is: extremely annoying; acting in a prick-like manner; thinks they are much cooler than they really are; or is weasel or rat-like

Bobby: hey, you know that kid that reminded Mrs Studebaker that we had a project due today?

Timmy: Yeah, what a little peenark

by Nick M May 14, 2005

peenace

One with a dil otherwise known as a peenace dil-mongler from the northern hemisphere.

Timmy from Peenace has huge dils.

by Joseph Brandt October 15, 2006

Peeniss

The Collapsable, portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup!

Your in traffic and your kid needs to pee Mommy Mommy I gotta go Potty! You reach in your purse and pull out you guessed it your Collapasable, portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup! And you say Pee n iss!

by Cyn D June 11, 2005