Poor boy napkin

The act of being so poor that you can’t afford to buy actual napkins, so you have to rip off part of your brown lunch bag to use as a napkin.

Dude #1: Yo dawg, why are you ripping your lunch bag?
Dude #2: It’s a poor boy napkin cuh, I blew all my money on strippers and cocaine so I can’t afford to buy actual napkins.
Dude #1: Sheeiiiit that blows

by Steve finklemanburg October 8, 2019

poor man's life

When you can't afforded a home so you choose to live under a bridge.

I have a poor man's life

by Shapoodin December 14, 2019

Poder

What my grandma calls a penis

Pordan! Don’t forget to shake your poder after you tinkle so you don’t get tinkle on your shorts.

by Loogie Monster March 18, 2020

Poor Man's Poker

It's a version of poker played with regular cards, but you're all poor, so you bet any worthless objects you have on your person. After the game, the players get their stuff back so they can play again.

1. Wanna play some poker?
2. I'm too poor for that shit man
1. What about poor man's poker?
2. I got a couple wrappers and a meusli bar I can use....

by Spoom1901 June 25, 2020

Pooraca

The act of having shit in your pants and shaking it to make a sound. A Pooraca can also be achieved by shitting yourself and walking. Pooraca is the combination of the word Poop and the word Maraca.

After dinner, my pooraca was making so much noise that it woke up the neighbors.

by milfk September 7, 2020

Poor claw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.

I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Claw instead!

by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020

poor people tax

Dumb bitches that get free money for having multiple baby daddy’s and spend all the government money they get on lotto tickets

Poor people tax is when you get free money from the government and buy lotto tickets

by Tpforbungole January 15, 2021