happy patch

i went down on her happy patch
by gob shite May 21, 2005
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Sour Patch Momma

A wealthy older woman that provides a monetary allowance in exchange for eating her rancid twat.
"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"
by affluent geoffrey September 16, 2019
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Sour Patch Kid

Someone that's first sour then sweet, just like the candy.
John: Gosh, Jenny is sucha Sour Patch Kid.

Sara: What do you mean?

John: She's a bitch but once you get to know her, she's a sweetheart.
by imasourpatchkidbiatch November 24, 2010
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sour patch kids

The best fucking candy and the only fucking candy you will ever need in a movie theater, buy some at target before you go in or you'll pay about sixteen grand for them.
"Let me in on those sour patch kids man."
by Shakes March 23, 2005
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prison eye-patch

It is the spreading of the scrotum over one's eye.
If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you a prison eye-patch.
Motti gave Yaron a prison eye-patch to show his love for him. Yaron loved it.
by master of my domain. May 02, 2009
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patch things up

To make a situation right. To soothe bad feelings. To get your relationship back on track, usually with your mate, relatives or friends.
Im trying to patch things up with my brother.
by Yungsol October 25, 2017
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ITCOB / ITCB Patch

A patch often found on the colors of a 1%er meaning they have "Taken Care" of club business. Usually attributed to killing for the club.
"I Took Care of Business"
See that scooter-bum with the ITCB patch? Don't fuck with him or he'll kill you.
Don't ever rat-fuck the colors of anybody wearing an ITCOB / ITCB patch, it means they killed a motherfucker.
by Ghost3x7 April 19, 2009
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