noun.
A name granted only to those who are kings among men. Known for their stunning good looks, unparalleled intelligence, and wielding the strength of 10 men - recognizing a Numan is almost as easy as picking out Michael Moore among a tribe of starving Eithiopians.
These powerful beings are burdened with the task of using their power for good, benefiting all of human kind with what has been given so freely to them.
Yet, these magnificent beings have one weakness... an unsatisfied belief in trust. Luckily, their associate do not allow them to fall for people not trustworthy or surely destruction would rain down upon the land. Still, this want for friendship and trust often prevents the Numan from achieving his full potential - instead opting to satiate their intense social givings... inevitably pushing their task of creating a Utopia for mankind further and further into the future.
If confronted by Numan, he is easily giving and forgiving and easy to take advantage of. Often the shock of witnessing their raw image can be blinding and in extreme cases, cause unconsiousness or even death.
A name granted only to those who are kings among men. Known for their stunning good looks, unparalleled intelligence, and wielding the strength of 10 men - recognizing a Numan is almost as easy as picking out Michael Moore among a tribe of starving Eithiopians.
These powerful beings are burdened with the task of using their power for good, benefiting all of human kind with what has been given so freely to them.
Yet, these magnificent beings have one weakness... an unsatisfied belief in trust. Luckily, their associate do not allow them to fall for people not trustworthy or surely destruction would rain down upon the land. Still, this want for friendship and trust often prevents the Numan from achieving his full potential - instead opting to satiate their intense social givings... inevitably pushing their task of creating a Utopia for mankind further and further into the future.
If confronted by Numan, he is easily giving and forgiving and easy to take advantage of. Often the shock of witnessing their raw image can be blinding and in extreme cases, cause unconsiousness or even death.
Can be used to describe anything fantastical or mindboggling in nature.
n. "You cant trust anyone but Numan will always be there."
adj. "It's breathtaking, startling, it's... Numan.
n. "You cant trust anyone but Numan will always be there."
adj. "It's breathtaking, startling, it's... Numan.
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