noun: A older than middle age regular bar slut.
adjective: having the qualities or orginating from a lounge lizard
A
drunk woman who hangs out in bars is over 30 and has been tanning soo often that she resembles a dehydrated lizard. She has claw like boney hands that are decorated with rings from lovers she could never get to marry her before they discovered she is psyco and her slured drunken speach patterns are cyclical highs and lows to match her mood as she attempts to entice younger men with goods that have since passed their expiration date. Her shirt is usually open showing off an expensive braw that has been hand washed in motel sinks too many times and stretched
skin from too many trips to the plastic surgeon.
Her call of the
wild phrase can be heard above the
din at
bar closing
time "What don't you like women?"
"He dude you and that lounge lizard - get a room or I'm gonna heave right here and now.
"Buy me a drink.", exclaims the lounge lizard as she bats here over painted false eye-lashes and one falls off into her drink.
Bar closing
time comes and you are looking for you
pathetic friend when you find him in the corner with a lounge lizard. She is intoxicated teetering back and forth with her hands stuffed in his front pockets. You pull him away and as you walk past the hords of people leaving the club you exclaim to your
buddy "That lounge lizard left your
fly open, better check for dentures."
"I was about to score with that chick." brags the young inebriated
lad. In response his friend replies, "That lounge lizard is older than you mom's mom, has seen more cocks than a urinal in a
football stadium and fumbled more balls than all the receivers in the league."