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rose water lizard

Someone who is notorious for trying to smell nice after sticking their fingers or body parts in nasty places without washing.
That rose water lizard bitch stuck her fingers in her boyfriends ass in an alley and sprayed herself down with Chanel.
by QueenVesuvia November 13, 2018
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rape my lizard

An exclamation of surprise (from Niven/Pournelle novel "The Gripping Hand")
Well, rape my lizard! If it isn't my old friend Rosa!
by Teratogen December 11, 2011
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gurning fuck lizard

a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.

nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"
by smyphilis October 30, 2008
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The Slicing Lizard

The sexual act of putting your balls on a women from the Mojave deserts face, she then proceeds to cut your balls with a 5 foot blade thus the combination of blood and semen pour down her face. This act would not be complete unless she is on her period. Warning this can only be done once
Shemp was caught doing The Slicing Lizard with Larry's wife after killing Shemp, Larry gave a napkin to his wife to wipe off the bloody semen
by thesunkendestroyer August 7, 2010
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lot lizard

A young woman who attends a music concert, but who cannot afford a ticket and therefore spends the concert in the parking lot or "lot" much in the way lizards lurk about, thus lot lizard.
"Lot lizards are a scurge and should all be JAILED!" decries Mayor during press briefing.
by ReptoidOuter March 13, 2021
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Alabama Lizard Taint

The coarse, irritated texture of the area between the anus and genitalia, resulting from frequently getting your ass eaten out by someone with really rough facial hair.
Tammy: Hey, why's Tanya walkin' so funny?
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.
by BigWangWilly May 27, 2016
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Box Lizard

example 1;

Male 1: I would most definitely give Lindsey Lohan one...

Male 2: No you won't mate, she's a rancid Box Lizard.

example 2;

Male 1: Why is Jo Brand such a repulsive fat cunt?

Male 2: because she's a raging Box Lizard my friend...
by oliswogchild June 1, 2010
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