Janelle Life

A promising Youtuber who lives in Texas, USA. She never plans out her videos ahead of time which makes her fun, derpy personality shine through naturally. Janelle has a plush giraffe that makes an appearance in all of her videos named Taches McGee, which is why some of her fans call her Janelle McGee. She is best known for her Ultimate Compliment - 'I want to eat your face' which her fans have now adopted. Janelle's fans call themselves 'Janellets'.

'I want to eat your face.' -Janelle

'Hey, have you check out the latest Janelle Life video?'

by ~Janellet May 7, 2013

your life

a short time around 75 years where you can do stuff. many people think their life sucks and its unfair and so on and thats true, but if you think about it, it doesnt matter because:

life is just like a game you have been forced to play. good for you if things are nice and it really sucks if you have a rough trot. one day you will die and thats it! your existance will be forgotten in time. its not like you have to do anything important in your life, because actually no one (really) cares.

the most important thing about your life is, that you are happy. do the things you want, not what others say. fuck stuff like stress, anger, hate, sadness and so on. you dont need that in your life. ok beeing sad sometimes is ok but dont take that shit to serious. its just your life, have as much fun as possibile an then die and rest in peace. thats the way!

1: oh god life sucks! i want to die!

2: live on. your life is short anyway.

by publish it already June 13, 2009

state of your life

Said when someone has said something or done something that is sad/stupid/hilarious/STATE

(GIRL PUTS ON WEIGHT OVER XMAS)
Boy: State of your life

by 12 Big Macs Martha Bell STATE March 7, 2009

This Can't Be Life

1. When something is so completely unbelievable/ridiculous that it doesn't seem real.

2. When some fuckery takes place in your life to the point where it seems surreal.

Josh: Dude, did you see Justin Biebers porno with Megan Fox?

Matt: WTF, THIS CAN'T BE LIFE!!

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So, today I almost got bit by a dog, raped by Rebecca black, I lost 5 thousand dollars, then my dog died. This can't be life.

by ThatGuyHarry June 18, 2011

en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn/know/understand something"

son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.

by Sexydimma April 12, 2013

how to get a life

Something losers search on the internet, desperate to actually get some friends and move out of their parents basement.

You're seriously gonna ask urban dictionary how to get a life? You're fucked, m8. There's no hope left for you.

by JELLYKITTEN January 9, 2019

Chop Life

When you are doing mash work and making yourself money you are on top of life and life isn't getting the better of you. You are chopping life and not letting life chop you.

"Yo Sohail I rate the hustle"
"You know it, that's chop life!"

by Captain C4138 January 28, 2021