Knobber

to give a blow job, to give head, to suck a dick. sometimes used in conjunction with slob. "she slobbed my knob"

"want to go in the back and give me a knobber?"

by all mighty one September 28, 2006

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

Knobbing the bird

Rubbing the knob of your cock on the clitoris in a back and fourth motion.

Sally grabbed my cock and just started knobbing the bird! She loved it!

by Luckyism69 October 16, 2010

knob-chops

A bit of a muppet, who no-one really likes, but you just put up with because you can laugh at him when he thinks you are laughing with him when he tells a(nother bad) joke.

"That Tom, he's a right knob-chops. Bad jokes and even worse back-hair, but a least you'll be able to have a laugh."

by emilybeaver May 14, 2006

Rider's Knob

Akin to housewife's knee, swimmer's ear, footballer's wife, and other such afflictions acquired by engaging in too much of one thing. Not that there's such thing as TOO MUCH sex. But if there were, feeling the pain of the strained, overworked knob would tell you enough is enough! IF there were. Rider's Knob would be your knob's way of saying "I can't take this shit no more, let's just keep it between you and me for a while, no more o' that ol' pussayyyyy." But that's coz your knob is gay! Mine says, "I'm fuckin' wrecked, but I'll play through the pain coz it's worth it!" That's a good knob.

"Can't ride you today, Mrs. McGhee. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. McGhee. He certainly missed his gee.

"Can't ride you today, Mrs. Gloria Spot. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. Gloria Spot. Certainly missed her G-Spot.

"Can't ride you today, girlfriend. I've got no penis. I mean... emm... I've got Rider's Knob. Yes. That's it."
Joe to his girlfriend. Certainly missed his chance. I'll take that, then.

by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008

knobsqueezer

A male confirmed as interested in the same sex

No, not Watkins, the guy with the tash. He's a knobsqueezer

by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004

knob chedder

the lovely present left at the end of ur knob after a wank and ur too lazy 2 clean up..!!

adam

steve: why is your knob covered in knob cheese ( or knob chedder) ?

adam: oh yes i often wank and do not clean up in case i have too buy new tissues

by fillopean fart June 2, 2009