Jens

A name which you give to good looking men, who is also known as 'the ladies man'.
He is loyal to his girls/ladies, but even more loyal to his bros

Guy 1: that dude is a real bro, and he knows his way around the ladies!

Guy 2: Yeah, he is a true Jens

by BigBroskrrtki August 4, 2018

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Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

by yallahhanees May 14, 2019

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