the deli hammer

fisting using mayonaise as the primary lubricant

the deli hammer gave me this ecoli infection

the deli hammer by oscar meyer69 November 27, 2010

scroat-o-hammer 

An extremely painful, overly enthusiastic handjob that includes trauma to the testicles.

"I've been singing soprano ever since that drunk chick scroat-o-hammered me last night."

scroat-o-hammer by CJpdx November 14, 2013

swahili death hammer 

Giant size penis that causes massive destruction to the swahili death hammer sleave

His swahili death hammer made her cry after just the tip was in.

swahili death hammer by the delereus November 15, 2013

12 inch man hammer 

A fucking huge ass cock that Penatrates deep within the depths of Womans orphus. Can also be used for home improvement.

Hey mitch, can you throw me a 12 inch man hammer? I need to hang up this picture of my Persian wife.

12 inch man hammer by Peakey1001 October 5, 2011

Al Borland's Hammer 

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.

I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

Al Borland's Hammer by gooooooch June 2, 2009

hymen-hammer 

{NOUN}
A colloquialism for the word 'penis' (both flaccid and erect) similar in meaning to pecker or woody.

{VERB}
To penetrate the vagina of a virgin female with your penis.

"I sure gave that poodle a good Hymen-Hammering with my 15 inch Hymen-Hammer!!!"

hymen-hammer by zoldrin February 26, 2004

The Turkish Hammer 

A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammers up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.

Joe: Yo bra, did Aaron really get medical choppered out of the Grand Canyon trip?

Greg: Yeah man, he broke his dick doing the Turkish hammer in his tent!!

Joe: Vicious!!

The Turkish Hammer by bicyclebry June 20, 2014