Goody two shoes

Someone who behaves within the rules and expects other people to do so.

The goody two shoes wanted to get them chastised/punished for not wearing a mask.

The goody two shoes expert gave a statistic of 99.97 percent efficiency for the vaccine and did a scientific experimental gamble on each and every person's life/soul.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

Goofy Smokes

Cigarettes that are not pre-rolled. They come in a pouch and have papers included. Some name brands are Top, Drum, and Bugler.

Hey Smitty, roll me up one of those Goofy Smokes.

by smittydb April 28, 2006

Goofy Nigga

niggas who do goofy shit nd still think that they valid

that nigga really posted a video of him doin gay shit with another nigga on snap bruh thats a goofy nigga

by YBA4L November 7, 2020

the goofy samurai

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress', he played a serious samurai. He was an excellent actor.

My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

goog it

Telling someone to Google something when you're asked a question you don't know the answer to, or don't want to know the answer to.

Hey Paul! How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?
How would I know, and why should I care? Goog it!

by Blorvis September 7, 2010

Russian Goofy

A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours vodka into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out.

-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Russian Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!

by tragicblindfold March 23, 2009

gooey willy

when someone comes up to you when your sleeping wacks off and puts the cum in your ear.

when you were passed out last night he gave you a gooey willy

by xnotforeverx14 August 6, 2006