fecal cold

A cold that is transmitted through the nose upon smelling the flatulance (Intestinal gas that’s passed from the anus.) of someone that has fallen ill. Similar to a standard cold the infected will often have a “runny” nose although the discharge will have a brown tint. Any sneezes will often have a fecal aroma as well.

Steve missed work today because of the “Fecal Cold” he caught when Jim farted while he was still contagious.

by BigJimmy82 November 14, 2018

fecal brain condition

Medical term for shit for brains.

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.

by Cpugh March 2, 2019

focality

A word that people throw out to sound smart and also confuse the shit out of Dan.

“Ok but is focality a word for real?”

by Flatulasian August 22, 2019

Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt

Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive

by yummy_thick December 9, 2019

Fecal Transplant

During anal sex, when a top fucks two different bottoms without cleaning off his dick in between

“Jason gave me and Luke a fecal transplant with his cock last night”

“Dude, that’s hot

by shelby_18 May 6, 2020

Fecal Treacle

When the fecal matter you're defacating has the consistency of treacle

I really need to eat more fiber, it's impossible to push out all the fecal treacle

by Matt.Ed September 22, 2020

fecalcetiously

Speaking from the point of view of the anal sphincter. A serious approach to the enhancement of the knowledge of all things fecal.

Robert Charles NOW ?
I aspire to ALWAYS talk shit🙃‼️
~Fecalcetiously, of course.😜~

by DocZee October 18, 2020