internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

with default

To denote someone who isn’t on facebook when checking into an establishment

Checking into the sports bar with stuart aka with default the guy with no face in create mode lol

by Big aldo September 8, 2020

Bravely Default 2

Bravely Default 2 is the third game in the Bravely series developed by square enix. The story revolves around a man named seth putnam who is chosen by a green crack rock to find yellow crack rocks so that he can kill someone who smoked too many crack rocks. It is a beautiful story of life, friendship and jihad.

Person 1: "I have been playing Bravely Default 2 recently."

Person 2: "Did you unlock gaming yet?"

by Marla sus April 9, 2021

clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and is then merely left to choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.

Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.

by snowman559 November 19, 2021

Actualized Defamation

Actualized Defamation is the result akin to "call a person a monster for long enough, they will become a monster" but on a larger scale. When society or a powerful feed source within it presents manufactured or stereotyped information about one group of people, those people over time will become what they are told they are, even if the target group fights against or protests the propaganda/prejudice. Indeed the fight against the words cast about them can aid in speeding and further ingraining it as truth.

"Gay males are overly focused on sex and generally rebellious against safe practices, in my opinion, is the perfect example of actualized defamation. If they lived through the 80s and 90s, they had the media's AIDS obsession, the Christian Church's bible and evangelicals, and the general public's ignorance telling them from every direction they were 'plague spreading sexual monsters'."

by FaqBasher January 17, 2022

A default

A cis straight white man. The default setting of the world.

Also can be used to describ just cis straight men or women in general. Although it's typically more cis men then Cis women who do default behavior.

He's being such a default

Shut up you stupid default

Are the defaults ok?
Those damn defaults control the whole world

by skint head August 20, 2023

Self-defacing

To be forthcoming about or broadcasting ones' own deficiencies

In her self-defacing memoir, the author details her decade long addiction to setting herself on fire.

by danayala December 1, 2024