Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.

Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!

by Zyeed April 20, 2019

Dirty Newty

A sexual act in which the male avoids any eye contact and grunts "yeah" repeatedly

Newty mastered the dirty newty

by Haha goteeeemn September 12, 2017

dirty manu

An Indian nerd who steals all your girls and has sex with them.

I dirty manu last night with someone's girl. It was fun!

by sogasoidglsd July 11, 2017

Dirty Santa

The act of shitting in your mates beard.

Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".

by DirtySantaPartaker March 10, 2022

Dirty Syd

When you treat someone the way they are supposed to be treated, they expect to be done "dirty" if you will but you do the old reverse reverse on em and show them love still exist on earth.

Wow Steve really pulled a Dirty Syd on me

by Danknugsandhugs April 01, 2020

dirty shawntae

A bad ass chick who was born to be a legend

That girl is a dirty shawntae

by Tae1980 October 12, 2019

Dirty Bonjour

Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.

"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.

by Mr_Kevlar August 09, 2016