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Count Facts

Used to prove a point that something is true or untrue.
this is completely unnecessary. like bro count facts how many times have you really used this thing?
by Devoted Dev April 25, 2024
mugGet the Count Factsmug.

count olaf

The modern corporation if it was a person.
count olaf represents the modern corporation. make as much money as possible and don’t care if you murder or break rules doing so
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 20, 2025
mugGet the count olafmug.

Count Dabula

A Vampire that cannot ever seem to satisfy his deep craving for wax. These dabthirsty fiends will go to any length to satisfy their hunger including sinking their fangs into the neck of your bong to suck out the Bong Water.
Filling your Bong with Holy Water is an excellent way to keep it from being viciously attacked by Count Dabula ...
by Loafasynia May 11, 2016
mugGet the Count Dabulamug.

woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.
My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.
by funtobewith April 21, 2010
mugGet the woman countmug.

get count

the number of people you have snogged
by Yo slug March 5, 2023
mugGet the get countmug.

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