poverty cords

Wired headphones for people who can’t afford AirPods

I lost my AirPods so I’m stuck with my tangled poverty cords for a while

by anonymous October 28, 2021

Bosnian Corkscrew

She puts her legs up in the air. You push on her stomach while reaching inside of her vagina.

She thought she might be pregnant so I gave her the Bosnian corkscrew to check if there's anything in there.

by Turkdiggler December 4, 2021

Billy Corgussy

The term used for frontman of 90s rock band smashing pumpkins when referring too his work or his ass ig

"Wow he put his whole Billy Corgussy into this song"

Or

"Give me that Billy Corgussy right now"

by BillyCorgan March 18, 2022

Matty Chorus King

Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women

Ew don't be all Matty Chorus King

by DishaBish May 16, 2022

Robinson Caruso

Da famous shipwrecked sailor who went on to become an equally-famous opera singer.

I wonder if all of da "crude but super-nutritious" harvested-from-da-wild food dat Robinson Caruso dined upon during his long years on da deserted island was what boosted his health to da point dat he could sing so beautifully once he'd been rescued and gotten back to civilization?

by QuacksO February 24, 2023

Cunt Chorus

In British pub and restaurant culture when a server drops a plate or a glass, a Cunt Chorus is when some of the restaurant customers jeer or mock them loudly with the intention of making the server feel bad. This is more prevalent in poorer areas.

"Why did the waitress go home early?"

"She dropped a plate, and the Cunt Chorus made her cry."

by White Wine and Fine September 10, 2023

mr carusso

cool teacher who basically taught us in the best way and is just chill lol anyways he looks like Ed Sheeran...

classs: yo its mr carusso...
class 2: yo im hyped uppppp!!!!

by goodatwriting January 31, 2024