The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.
by sloppywet May 8, 2020
Get the Callummug. A kid that doesn’t leave girls alone, he’s way out of his league and needs to get some new friends. His penis is smaller than his Iq minus his brain capacity.
by Big_dick_101 March 10, 2020
Get the Callum Milwardmug. Description
A non-player character (NPC) is any character in a game that is not controlled by a player. He has no human emotion and very limited human interaction. And never touched grass.
A non-player character (NPC) is any character in a game that is not controlled by a player. He has no human emotion and very limited human interaction. And never touched grass.
by Ricky Berwick July 9, 2022
Get the Callum billinghammug. by Meowshka April 3, 2020
Get the Callummug. Callum, someone who is very boring, has no personality or sense of humour not even talent and enjoys Arctic Monkeys.
by Hornby November 3, 2019
Get the Callummug. Callum. The boy i will never forget in my year 6 class, a Callum will always make you smile, laugh and he will always b chaotic yet serious. He makes everyone laugh, smile ect. I love Callum truely he acts like a brother to me at school. I steal his stuff for fun and we chase eachother around. He is the funniest boy i have ever met and he filled the missing part in my heart he is also very chaogic i must say lol. Get a callum in your life and DON'T lose him. If you do lose him, that is your loss. I love you Callum if you ever read this. You made my life together when i was feeling the worse i was. I love you Callum i need you back in my life. Please.
Group of girls: *talking*
Callum: Hey, can i slide into your dms real quick?
Group of girls: Pft no?
Girl 1: Yes.
Callum: LESS GOO *celebrates*
Callum: Hey, can i slide into your dms real quick?
Group of girls: Pft no?
Girl 1: Yes.
Callum: LESS GOO *celebrates*
by Thinking of callum rn <3 December 10, 2022
Get the Callummug.