Callum is a jack ass with a small penis that watches porn every night and masturbates to a wierd looking pillow and has no friends since he is very lonely and gets no girls with his small penis
by callum is a jerk November 02, 2021
Callum likes kids. He drinks Stella like it’s going out of fashion, in fact it’s the only fashion he has ever known. He has a crooked penis which leave women’s very wanting less. His face makes onion’s cry.
by DaisyDuke101 March 06, 2021
Callum, someone who is very boring, has no personality or sense of humour not even talent and enjoys Arctic Monkeys.
by Hornby November 03, 2019
Person A- "Callum, who won the 2007 Ballond'Or?"
Callum-"Pele",(says with chest, and fully believes he is 100% correct
Callum-"Pele",(says with chest, and fully believes he is 100% correct
by steve keyboard man August 03, 2023
the funniest kid in the world he will eat and lick your knee caps so watch out. all girls make fun of him cause he is soooo weird and boys bully him cause he is weird. if callum in your life let him go because he will eat you. if you want him in your life you are really weird and messed up. if you know a callum tell him to let you eat his knee caps.
¨who is that weirdo i think his name is callum.
ya he is soooo weird.
he has a tiny anus so dont date him only eat his knee caps.
ya he is soooo weird.
he has a tiny anus so dont date him only eat his knee caps.
by LAZAR BUM LAZAR FACE November 19, 2019
Annoying,very very annoying, no one likes him except people like him tries to be normal but fails miserably
Fuck Off Callum
by Stoinx But Grammar September 21, 2020
by RagingSnake69 November 22, 2021