count olaf represents the modern corporation. make as much money as possible and don’t care if you murder or break rules doing so
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 20, 2025
Get the count olafmug. The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.
My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.
by funtobewith April 21, 2010
Get the woman countmug. A Vampire that cannot ever seem to satisfy his deep craving for wax. These dabthirsty fiends will go to any length to satisfy their hunger including sinking their fangs into the neck of your bong to suck out the Bong Water.
Filling your Bong with Holy Water is an excellent way to keep it from being viciously attacked by Count Dabula ...
by Loafasynia May 11, 2016
Get the Count Dabulamug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
Get the Inglesias Gabriel Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.mug. A leader of trolls from Tolkien's Ring trilogy.
A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.
A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.
That Count Grishnach really fooled you! While you were in the bathroom he won his own hot dog eating contest and then barfed.
by Lord Grimm November 23, 2021
Get the Count Grishnachmug. Mark: What's your body count since we been together?
Anna: I haven't had any other boyfriends except for you
Anna: I haven't had any other boyfriends except for you
by aasimhanes April 21, 2020
Get the Body Countmug. What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.
by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016
Get the Count Fecula's disappearing actmug.