Bollinger

Invite someone to a party and then insult them for personal gain

The president of Iran was completely bollingered at Columbia University.

by Ahmin October 28, 2007

boiling the muff

Is when a girl is really horny and wet but cant get herself off cause she is in public or unable to masterbate so the pussy boils and sweats and often sometimes welts in her panties. Sometimes this leaves the vagina smelling like some kind of sea-food out of date.

"im boiling the muff"

"come and smell my boiling muff dad"

by fandog June 17, 2008

deer boofing

The act of re-arranging deer statues, particularly those made of christmas lights, in erotic positions.

"It's December 1, deer boofing season is open."
"No way, those deer don't know what is about to hit them."

by Nate-o December 24, 2007

Going Bowling

Code For Fingering a girl

I went bowling last night

by TheGardFather August 21, 2005

bollingbrook

1) city on the northern outskirts of downer's grove, which in turn is on the outskirts of park ridge (so to speak), which in turn is on the outskirts of chicago. so basically you're in the middle of no where, but you do have to be on your toes in case of a drive-by 'cause you got with your friend's ex and the whole school eventually found out.
2) cheap residents, you should live here if you plan on working at that McDonald's the rest of your life.

"My 17 year old cousin just had her 3rd kid in bollingbrook."

by Kenny K. January 1, 2006

bowling for soup

a band that wrote 1985, in which a bunch of fucked up teeny boppers sing along, not knowing about the bands theyre singing about

AnD bRiNg BaCk sPrinGy!, mAdna!, wAy b4 NIvRana, tHere wAs YuO TwO! aNd bLondy, aNd mYYUSic sTIll oN MtV!! LOL!! OMG

by Johnnydn March 13, 2005

Scrap Booking

Taking a family photo album and closing it around an erect member and then proceeding to fornicate with said photo album.

Bonus points are achieved for depositing man goo on Nan's face.

Dave Dench was caught Scrap Booking his mother's favourite album, she was upset.

by Wakers June 1, 2007