Spruce Bug

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Other names: pinot pee no , sawyer beetle, those fucking black flying bastards
Proper name :Monochamus spp. (Cerambycidae)

Mostly feed on pine, spruce, balsam fir ans especially like big fucking chunks of human flesh. Virtually indestructable with a Kevlar-like shell that can only be crushed with a sledge hammer (note: don't try to kill them while their on you)

Get your hammers, here comes a swarm of those fucking spruce bugs

by The Laughing Lumberjack February 10, 2010

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the scariest non-mammal to walk planet earth. this creature mostly lives underground, but emerges when it feels the need to wreak havoc (emphasis on the word reek). will scare the living daylights out of you if you ever come in contact with it. this shit is straight up trippin.

i just saw a potato bug and i think i shit my pants.

by D.Pizzy November 14, 2006

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Get stick bugged lol

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the bug

A sexually transmitted disease, usually AIDS or HIV.

I got tested when I was in the hospital, and they say I got the bug.

by ReadRand January 30, 2007

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