Barking at a knot

A useless or impossible task. Often a waste of ones time. Cowboy slang

The guy was barking at a knot when he was trying to hook up with that girl.

Or

Yer barking at a knot . There is not way you can take that stallion.

by Cowbae October 3, 2018

lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022

Wet rag at a waterfall

Completely pointless

Mike: "Jimmy is so useless, it's like throwing a wet rag at a waterfall!"
Bob: "DUDE!! I know! Total ragging."

by jasminedanielle April 16, 2014

like Trammell at a buffet

Doing something extremely fast, Rapid movement, throwing away money, running away scared, fast, quick,

They blew through $100 dollar bills like Trammell at a buffet!

He ran away like Trammell at a buffet!

by LMac Daddy Supreme June 12, 2017

covid-19 at a nickelback concert

I don't know what this means. Someone help me please

People show up like COVID-19 at a Nickelback concert!

by LoneStar42 May 21, 2020

National laugh at a whore day

On november 29th, it becomes the Nation Laugh at a Whore Day! So what are you waiting for? Start laughing at them

"Hey! its November 29th, National laugh at a whore day! Let's go laugh at some whores!"

by TheDemoMan November 27, 2020

One Topic At a Time

Random straight dude who reads gay stuff. A.K.A, The best youtuber to ever exist. He is the wholesome lord of youtube. He goes through Subreddits like R/ traa, R/ Egg_IRL, R/ suddenlygay, and more! He is very supportive of the big lgbt and raised 100,000 dollars for lgbt youth :D He is so wholesome and works with TheClick and Sad Milk. He also has really cool purple hair-

Me: Hi what are you watching on your phone?

I look at their phone.

Cousin: I'm watching One Topic At a Time.
Me: Ah yes, another valid human being on our horrible Earth. You seem to have been blessed by the wholesome lord One Topic At a Time.

by Cheese milk blender July 18, 2023