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A chemistry-profession fraternity founded at the University of Wisconsin, Madison. Many Nobel Laurates and other famous scientists have been bred from this fraternity, including Linus Pauling, and Glen Seaborg.
Contrary to those who claim Alpha Chi Sigma is wanna-be frat, it truly is a frat, albeit a more academic driven one. It was made coeducational in 1969. This hotly debated topic was unanimously agreed upon after the University of Michigan swim team walked through the halls during the break. Female members are called "brothers"
Chapters of Axe can range from notoriously hard partying (alpha chapter), to very academic, to a mix of the two. Their colors are Chrome Yellow and Prussian Blue, and the flower is the red carnation.
Actives often refer to themselves as AXE (if no chapters of Alpha Chi Epsilon are present), but nationals does not appreciate this
Contrary to those who claim Alpha Chi Sigma is wanna-be frat, it truly is a frat, albeit a more academic driven one. It was made coeducational in 1969. This hotly debated topic was unanimously agreed upon after the University of Michigan swim team walked through the halls during the break. Female members are called "brothers"
Chapters of Axe can range from notoriously hard partying (alpha chapter), to very academic, to a mix of the two. Their colors are Chrome Yellow and Prussian Blue, and the flower is the red carnation.
Actives often refer to themselves as AXE (if no chapters of Alpha Chi Epsilon are present), but nationals does not appreciate this
"You're in a frat? You're a girl!"
"Alpha Chi Sigma is coed, and since I'm a chemist, its a good idea."
"Alpha Chi Sigma is coed, and since I'm a chemist, its a good idea."
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Most Alpha Phi chapters are near (if not THE) top house at their respective colleges and often have the biggest pledge class of any other sororities.
In addition, Alpha Phis are typically loud, fun, and outgoing and therefore are active participants in the greek system as well as their philantropic events. They have a ton of spirit and are usually an exciting and fun house, especially for parties (they just won't be the ones puking in the bathroom all night).
Most Alpha Phi chapters are near (if not THE) top house at their respective colleges and often have the biggest pledge class of any other sororities.
In addition, Alpha Phis are typically loud, fun, and outgoing and therefore are active participants in the greek system as well as their philantropic events. They have a ton of spirit and are usually an exciting and fun house, especially for parties (they just won't be the ones puking in the bathroom all night).
Alpha Phi is top house on our campus, and all the girls are super fun and outgoing. They also win Greek Week, and almost all other awards.
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These are the hottest girls ever. They're totally rad and they can drink you under a table, while remaining classy, not trashy.
Not only can they drink, they're pretty damn smart too.
An Alpha Gamma Delta girl is the complete package.
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Not only can they drink, they're pretty damn smart too.
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Girl going through recruitment: "Wow...I hope I'm in Alpha Gamma Delta! They're pretty much the best"
Friend: "Hell yeah! Lets pledge together!"
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