Ashton

so good at fortnite and having sex, has IBS and shits a lot

ashton in fortnite? ferda

by not ashton lol November 24, 2021

Ashton

akc

bruh this guy being an ashton rn

by sussyakc November 23, 2021

keely ashton

The coolest person ever whose cute and funny and we love her

You know keely ashton? She’s so cool

by PerfectlyOdd_ November 23, 2021

Ashton

Ashton has the biggest dick and is sexy he can get all the girls and is great at sports he also brings smiles to girls faces and is the best looking boy in his friendship group

Ashton

by Sym dumb bitch November 23, 2021

Ashton

A girl who got stuck with a boy name

Too bad that girls an ashton her names not on any coke bottles

by Limburgh8ter November 23, 2021

ashton

he pull everyone and has so much skibidi rizz

and can pull arain and thomas and arian and annylese

ashton is so hot and has sooo much aura

by thomashas0rizz August 13, 2024

Ashton Brayshaw

Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.

Student 1: I Love You Ashton Brayshaw
Mr Brayshaw: I love you too kiddo

by Tawfik (Fik-"Whats Tasmania?") March 27, 2025