Willie T-Neckbone

General reference to average American from a middle to lower socio-economic class. Rube, redneck, NASCAR watchin' beer drinkin' white male.

"Every Willie T-Neckbone will want these Dale Earnhardt mudflaps for their 4x4, if we throw in a Tim McGraw CD."

by T. C. Johnson August 13, 2006

Steamin' Willie Beamin'

When you jizz in a girls eye and simultaniouly take a dump on her chest

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a Steamin' Willie Beamin'

by Derek Persky December 8, 2009

willets

A rare group of individuals keenly interested in boobs (male or female) and poo (male or female) and, not so suprisingly, nothing else.

co-worker: "You're one of them there Willets aren'tcha?"

subject: "Poo...boobs...poo."

friend of co-worker: "He's crazie! We GOTTA put this on Urban Dictionary! That would be so COOL!"

by e.j.s.l.t.m.c.a.j.s.m.j.j.m. September 21, 2005

Willie-Nillie

to put things that shouldn't be in things all up in things

Man, jesse you can't be putting pop rocks all willie-nillie in things like that...

by the big stupid October 8, 2005

Steam Boat Willie

When you're at a Disney park and Mickey Mouse flops out his hot diggity dog, you drop to your knees and perform fantastic fellatio.

Deano loved his trip to Disneyland after Mickey surprised him with a Steam Boat Willie

by TeenaVajeeeena August 2, 2017

Willes

Hott last name of a dude frum Wisconsin

Ben Willes is hot

by Ben Willes January 21, 2003

Bruce Willies

1. An Actor, who has starred in pretty much any movie worth seeing.

2. Possibly the coolest man alive.

3. Doesnt seem to show much interrest into the plot of the movies he stars in, as long as he can kill some terrorists.

4. The hugest sex object. In the world. Ever.

Dude1: Omg, you are watching Die Hard? Let me in! Thats the coolest movie ever! I just love Bruce Willies!
Dude2: Sure, join in!
Dude1: He pwns those terroists for real..
Dude2: ... Please stop touching yourself...
Dude1: oh, come on! You'd also be gay for Bruce Willies!
Dude2: ... Yeah, youre right.

by Niels Bundgaard November 10, 2008