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Thrombosis

The absolute sigma that is ME
Thrombosis is the coolest guy you'll ever meet
by thesigma. February 7, 2026
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Peeping Thrombosis

Noun

1. A misfortunate event for the peeping tom, it's a term used to describe a person with voyeurism who creeps into a targets yard and hides in their bushes. This is someone whom the peeping tom has been stalking for months and has acquired a great deal of infatuation for in the process. When he pops his head up from the bushes and much to his shagrin, he finds his victim in the process of undressing and notices the window is open. From his vantage point, he gets a false sense of security based on the assertion that the curtains are completely obscuring him from view and in the heat of the moment, sticks his penis through the window. The peeping tom then experiences an elated, euphoric response and in his lustful ignorance, fails to notice the victim charging towards the window and slamming it on his penis.
"A peeping thrombosis sometimes occurs when spying on the girls at summer camp."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty. Very rusty...like, the most rustiest trumbone in all of rusty trumbone history!
Damn, now that is one rusty trumbone!
by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018
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Sad Trumbone

Sexual position in which someone while in the process of anal penetration, substitutes the penetrating object with a fart. So instead of being penetrated the person receives a fart.
Collin totally gave meg the ol' Sad Trumbone last Tuesday. She got him back with the ole Enya prank.
by Chef Rojo March 28, 2022
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