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I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.
Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!
by kingofspin March 12, 2020
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Showing the horse and cart

To show one's age. When an older person makes a comment or action that refers back to times long since past and shows just how old they are, generally alienating the younger generation a bit in the process.
My grandfather made a reference to Howdy Doody today. Man, was he showing the horse and cart.

Also showing your age
by JacintaK July 6, 2009
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showing the mother

The act of bending down to peek between one's thighs and catch a glimpse of a bowel-baby before sending it off into the world.
"Cant flush this baby 'til I show the mother!"
by jones February 9, 2005
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Showcase the Salami

I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.
by Bliff Blaffington September 18, 2012
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The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm
When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion
by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020
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something people with small penises say
Guy 1: "If you really want to please a girl, it's not the size, it's how you use it!"

Guy 2: "STFU tiny dick."
by Ekonftwroflmaolol January 15, 2010
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Showgirls Shove Down the Stairs

The act of putting an over-confident, immature, and obnoxious amateur in their place.
Yeah, mouthed off to me again! Somebody really needs to give her a Showgirls Shove Down The Stairs.
by smartass69 January 5, 2010
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