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counting clouds

"The weed put me sleep, i was counting clouds last night"
by zoriboi March 5, 2012
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Sir Lord Count Fabulon

The product of the reaction when the epic fabulosity found in tiny particles around the universe collide with the pure lordliness of a sexually confused adolescent boy. It is said to be described as the fusion between Elton John, Dr. Evil, and Snoop Dogg. Arch-nemesis of The Ocean Boy.

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by Shadow Master D on Feb 10, 2012
"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."
by The Ocean Boy March 24, 2012
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Glance Count

The act of looking at a group of objects whose combined number is so low (ex. 3) that you can count them just by glancing.
Dude, why would you say 7? You can totally glance count and see that it's 2.
by emogurl721 August 4, 2011
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Full-Count

When someone has 2/3 of a strikeout. A Full-Count is when you take a hit from a bong, and take a shot without the beer. Or when you take a hit from a bong and chug a beer without shot.
Dude he got messed up off of that Full-Count. Thank God we forgot the beer...a Strikeout would have been to much for him.
by AveryPorter July 5, 2011
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Count Fuckstickula

Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.
by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011
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count down to infinity

A brand that rocks your world by symbolizing a sense that we can truly rise above who are today over any oppression or any obstacle WE demand a better version of ourselves.
Guy 1: "nice shirt"

Guy 2: "Thanks count down to infinity is awesome like that"
by FJHJ November 21, 2011
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Count Grishnach

A leader of trolls from Tolkien's Ring trilogy.

A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.
That Count Grishnach really fooled you! While you were in the bathroom he won his own hot dog eating contest and then barfed.
by Lord Grimm November 23, 2021
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