pimp sessions with tenderonis

When you pay to have sex with little kids.

"Don't waste your money on Pimp sessions with tenderonis."

by bepis with no b December 7, 2017

tenderfiddles

Soar boobs ; aka Christy

Shaniqua gave Christy tenderfiddles by elbowing her in the tar-tars

by Tenderfiddles, Bubbles, Buttercup, Shaniqua November 1, 2003

Tenner

A 10 inch erect penis

Zack: i have a small dick dude

Denver: Shut up dude, you have a Tenner.

by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

tendertouch

an erotically pleasurable sexual act, relative to cuddling yet much hardcore. the more intense, the better the touch. spicy touch. feisty touch. and the ultimate, foxy touch.

Batman had tendertouch with Wonderwoman. it was a two hour session of bliss.

by John Jacob Jinglehimer Schmit August 27, 2008

soapy tenner

Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.

The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.

after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.

I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.

by Leonard Hatred December 14, 2008

Tenderoni

A hockey player (goalie, goal tender) who’s job is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but because of his sweet and thoughtful style (and nice bum) gets to score himself.

On or off the ice, his lady lived to see her tenderoni.

by SFL7451 October 26, 2018

Tenner

He's very sweet he is one in a million type of guys he will show you where you are wrong when you get too caught up in your own head.he will keep you humble just the best kind of guys you can meet . he will always get your messages when you not feeling yourself and spend some time helping you.

Tenner is always there for me when I need him.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019