spaffpout

A man who likes to eat another mans "Spaff" out of his wifes spasm chasm.

Often coincided with chastity, where a "mistress / wife" will get her "slave/husband" to clean up her toys mess

Oh I've heard about him, apparently he's a spaffpout, can't resist keeping the spaff out his pout, what a desperate way to make your missus happy

by Ainsey11 March 20, 2017

Spaff

Wasting cash

When you go to the pub and spaff all your dollar

by Sphaff June 17, 2017

Spaff

a combo a a spoof and a laugh or a spoof and a gaff

H3H3 had a total spaff.

by arty1234 July 14, 2017

Spaffwagon

Spaffwagon noun, derived from the words spaff (meaning semen) and wagon (another word for van). Spaffwagon can be used as banter to greet friends, but also can be used as an insult.

What’s up spaffwagon

That Jack is such a fucking spaffwagon

by P.e.w.m February 6, 2018

Spaff Pocket

A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)

Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'

by oscrape June 1, 2018

Spliff

either a bowl or bong or any sort of wrap with both weed and tobacco or cigarette guts.
Its actually disgusting
the following quote is a true story

Z at a 4/10"hey yo homie, hit these greens"
J at a 8/10"Hell yea dude lets get greens"
takes hit
J "that is nasty what is that"
Z"its a spliff dude, you just got hella nicotine"

by TheTokeSpy June 5, 2018

Spaff Master

Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.

Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.

by DangerMonk1854 June 11, 2018