Shlit

shlit -noun
Compound word formed from the words "shit" and "literature." Also known as "shit lit."
Any form of literature such as books, periodicals, newsprint, that is either temporarily brought to, or stored in a bathroom (typically kept in the immediate vicinity of the toilet), for the express purpose of passing occasionally protracted periods of time common to bathroom visits, providing means of mental distraction through its reading.

Though the word was not mentioned explicitly, shlit was brought to public attention in 1998, by the then popular television series "Seinfeld," in episode 173 titled "The Bookstore." The shlit in question had been "flagged" as having been in the bathroom and could not be returned to the bookstore from where it was purchased.

"Hey honey! I'm going to be in here for a while! Could you bring me in some shlit? I think my issue of Wired is sitting on the kitchen table!"

by paul?! October 24, 2008

shithoused

Utterly intoxicated (usually drunk). When speaker is shithoused, word can be used as virtually every form of speech.

"Honey, drink your shithoused."
and
"I totally just shithoused all over the kitchen!"

by Merry Jane April 27, 2007

slither

the act of having sex, or fooling around.

"I don't want to hear them get their slither on."

by b.c.la December 29, 2006

SHIThead

A student or Alumni of The South Harmon Institute of Technology (SHIT)

"So... are you saying you're a SHIThead?"

"I'm saying I'm a SHIThead."

"This KITCHEN is BITCHIN`!"

by Dark Doppelganger February 25, 2010

shithouse

a house made from shit using a shitbrick

that house is made of shit

by baz August 8, 2004

ASS FUCK SHITHOLE

an ex-boyfriend who has cheated on you and can't admit he was wrong.

"i cant believe him. he just sat there and had no remorse. what an assfuckshithole!"

by revengeed April 22, 2005

Shithawk

Where you scrape your anus across the forehead of the other party. This creates a mohawk of shit on the second party.

I gave her a Belgian Gas Mask, but I had a turtle head and transitioned to the shithawk.

by Heyw00dJablowm3 September 26, 2010