SHITFACEASSFUCKER

6 November 2004 The fear of the wooden post in the field in Fog....its a drunken game

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Hurry up! Get The Turkey out! SHITFACEASSFUCKER

by DIXON T3HHOOD November 6, 2004

blame shifting

a process in business and government wherein the blame for something bad is shifted from person to person

Can't we have a decent argument without your constant blame shifting?

by anonymous we are one February 12, 2012

shitbird

someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers.

friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?"
other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird"

dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face"
other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!"

uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?"
nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"

by ray bot March 26, 2008

shitface-sted

In the terms of gettin shitfaced and wasted together.

Hey dude what did you do this weekend?
I got so shitface-sted and this party.
Damn wish you woulda called me to come.

by Brittney O'Hara February 5, 2008

Shitcident

Not neccesarily to shit one's self, a Shitcident is when you nearly make the toilet but you fling some shit from your ass as you sit and later have to clean it up.

I had someone waiting on me in the lobby but I had a shitcident when I got to the room and I had to make them wait an extra 5.

by Goat Gut May 27, 2008

shitflinger

a dumbass who will not leave you alone

hey, you shitflinger!

(shitflinger) huh?sljadhjfah

by shitterscratcher May 2, 2019

reality shifting

a trend mentally ill teenagers took action in . they say they can move their subconscious or consciousness across the multiverse (lets not forget the universe is absolutely huge , over billions of light years huge and thats just OUR ONE universe alone) .. in reality this is just plain delusion and i will never understand how someone can believe that lol. they also refer to CIA documents and quantum jumping which have nothing to do with their version of “reality shifting” and doesnt prove any of what theyre saying to be real . (most havent even read the CIA documents) anyways , i suggest please stop doing this because it can damage you mentally and this is not a safe way to cope ..

friend : “bro have u heard about reality shifting??”
me : “yes .. do u believe what they say ?”
friend : “nah bro its a whole bunch of unrealistic bs”
me : “ikrr thats what i be telling them but they dont seem to understand..”
friend : “they need therapy .. they're js damaging their mental health even more by trying to escape this reality.”

by sshatrvb August 18, 2023