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When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.
She knew when I gobbled she was getting the turkey.
by J5 April 15, 2005
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The act of a man, weraing boxers, pulling his penis up and tucking it into the waistband of his boxers so that only the head is showing and is pinned against his abdomen by the boxers' waistband, then pulling his balls out of the front of his boxers, thus simulating the neck and frill of a turkey. This trick is closely related to The Mongoose.
My friends were both enthused and horrified when i did The Turkey in front of them.
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When you bend over and tuck your balls so they appear to hang from your asshole much resembling a turkeys neck.
TJ bent over and gave us all The Turkey.
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The act of a Male oiling himself up, placing his legs behind his head and having his girlfriend peck sweet corn our of his anus whist covered in feathers
Bloody hell did you see what Carley did to Josh last night? She did the Turkey on his ass!
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a type of masturbation where you use your non-dominant hand (for example: if you're a righty you would use your left hand) to grasp your penis with your hand reversed so your thumb is facing your body (basically the opposite way you would usually hold it) and you gobble like a turkey while you masturbate.
Man #1: What is your favorite method of masturbation?
Man #2: I like to do the stranger, what about you?
Man #1: I prefer the turkey.
Man #2: I forgot about that one! Nevermind I want to change my answer to the turkey!
Man #1: Well done my friend.
by spaceNUGGETS January 17, 2010
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