Beef Stroke It Off

The gentle art of onanism.
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No, i cant come out tonight, im having beef stroke it session.

Beef Stroke It Off by Anonymous December 28, 2004

Phone stroke 

Whenever your cell phone suddenly dies during a text session, conversation, or any mode of communication due to battery malfunction or technical malfunction. Thus causing a period of time of uncertainty in the minds of the people you had been communicating with while the phone either stays powerless or while it reboots and reconnects.

Dave: Sorry I my phone died. I couldn't turn it on my battery fuckin' died and I had no way to call you back.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.

Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.

Phone stroke by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013

The Killing Stroke

A bad or painful movement/rub on the penis that can cause you to lose your erection, or just get you out of the mood for masturbation/blowjob. Named for the famous Batman comic, "The Killing Joke."

Guy: Oh, god dammit, that hurt!
Girl: Sorry, honey, it won't happen again.
Guy: No, no, it's too late. That was The Killing Stroke, hon.

The Killing Stroke by Namrosseforp, RD. April 17, 2009

Long Stroke 

A slang term used to define a flattering compliment, which massages the ego in such a manner that could be considered masturbatory; or extending of prolonged pleasure in the fashion of a slower, controlled penetration speed during intercourse.

As in: Unexpected or not, it would have been impolite not to say, "Thanks for the long stroke".

Long Stroke by Homer chameleon February 3, 2010

long stroke 

The act of stroking two dicks together in a docked formation.

Those guys are a perfect height for a good long stroke.

long stroke by SpitOnMyDIK May 19, 2015

Dayton Back stroke

When one guy puts a dildo in his ass backwards, and then bangs another guy in the ass with it. Very common in Dayton.

That guy gives one hell of a dayton back stroke

Dayton Back stroke by greendevil17 August 20, 2011

the Smoke 'n Stroke 

A term used to refer to the adult bookstores that also sell marijuana smoking accessories. Other terms include the Pipe 'n Porn and the Puff 'n Muff.

I ran out of screens for my pipe last night so I made a stop at the Smoke 'n Stroke.

the Smoke 'n Stroke by sammich_ September 28, 2006