Rock Bottom 

A state of being wherein you feel as if you cannot sink any lower emotionally, psychologically, or physically.

...but hey, when you cant get any lower, the only way to go is up.

After plunging into rock bottom with everything he owned after being bitterly heart broken, Valerio decided things werent too bad, and as his eyes soon adjusted to the dark and gloomy abyss that engulfed him he told himself that he would never be able to move all of his belongings out of the pit, and made a home there, and comforted himself with the smell of his VERY cute roommate who optimistically was named Angel.

Rock Bottom by ClonECHO March 8, 2007

Rock Lee 

From the popular japanese manga/anime Naruto. Characterized by his hair/eyebrows and specific fighting style, which relys completely on taijutsu (hand to hand combat) since he cannot use ninjutsu (magic) or genjutsu (illusion magic). Also notable for his mood changes from happy to severly angsty.

Fighting: Download episodes 48-50

Angst: Download episode 100

Rock Lee by Pablo del Fuego January 15, 2005

rock ho 

slang - crack whore

Man yo sista be nuthin but a damn rock-ho

rock ho by Joe September 1, 2003

rock your jaw 

when you punch or threating to punch and mess up their jaw

man, imma rock your jaw if you don't shut up.

rock your jaw by MIYA1738 November 17, 2016

rock music 

Rock is a genre that has evolved tremendously in the 20th and 21st centuries. Originally created from blues and jazz from African Americans. Elvis adopted that and turned it into something more.

Rock had it's big contributation during the 60's and 70's leading up to 80's rock. During the 80's many bands had extreme success. Near the end of the 80's and in the 90's is commonly called "The End of Rock" where, people said Rock n' Roll had died and bands just weren't the same. But every generation has it's own music, and modern rockers say today's rock is still alive and well.

At the turn of the millenium, rock began evolving even more and had some commercial success, but was battling over success with rap and pop music. Around 2002 - 2007, punk and emo bands were highly popular among the rock loving teenagers, although then it was called pop, and was highly looked down upon among other types of rockers, it became more accepted among them as well when rap and pop took over. There are still rock bands having success today, such as Linkin Park, Nickelback, Coldplay, and Avril Lavigne.

Rock music has had a long and great history and it hasn't died, only evolved. Just like humanity, we never died, we simply evolved from apes. Rock music will never die and I will always listen to rock. Also everyone stop complaining that rap and pop sucks. It's not all about sex, drugs, bitches and money.

"I love rock music of all types."
"Rock music isn't dead, it's only different!"

rock music by r0(k4lif3 August 18, 2011

Rock Paper Scissors

1. A very pointless, unnecessary, and painful game: On a table are: a Large Rock (3+ pounds), New Extra-Coarse Sandpaper, and a large pair of Sharp Scissors. The game:

A Group of males sit around the table and masturbate in unison. "Rock...Paper...Scissors" is called out loud uniform to three pumps. At the end of the third pump a Rock, paper, or scissors hand gesture is made by each male, they must all be the same gesture in order to what gesture was made last 3 pumps (order rock, paper, scissors). If at anytime during the game a player uses a wrong hand gesture, that player loses and whatever hand gesture he used, he must use that object to harm his penis. If you ejaculate at any time during the game, you are disqualified. The object of the game is to last longer than any other player. You have to have good memory, or be a very early skeeter to play this game, or else you will leave with either a very deformed penis, or no penis at all. This game is much more unnecessary than soggy waffle.

If you lose: Either you will have to drop the huge rock directly on your penis. Or you will have to wrap Coarse sandpaper around it and masturbate with it. Or you will have to cut your meat off with the scissors.
(In the showers)
Frank: "Jimbo, what the hell happened to your penis? it looks like a dying slim jim!!!?"
Jimbo: "I played a game of Rock Paper Scissors...needless to say, I lost, got the sandpaper..."

Rock Paper Scissors by David Skeet Jr. May 1, 2008

Rock Squats 

The term coined by the greatest band on earth, Tenacious D, as an exercise maneuver so exhilerating, it can increase your rock performance and stamina. The exercise is so complicated (has been known to cause minor spinal damage), it has yet to be performed in public by the band nor have the instructions been disclosed.

"Are you willing to make the commitment to deep-knee Rock Squats. Seven or Eight at a time...in a row!" -Jack Black, Tenacious D

Rock Squats by Razorglove July 9, 2009