protard

One who acts as both a professional and retard, thus is professionally retarded.

George W. Bush is the ultimate protard.

by winnie1493 January 8, 2009

soft pretzel

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.

My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.

by Jeff Jarrett July 16, 2008

hiro protagonist

it's me.

Last of the freelance hackers
Greatest sword fighter in the world
Stringer, Central Intel. Corp
(Specializing in -Movies
-Music
-Microcode)

by hiro protagonist December 28, 2003

pronz

object that has the attribute of owning all those who look at it. the object usually comes in the form of hot woman with nice boobs. be forwarned for some versions you may no enjoy like gay porn.

will like looking at naked 13 year old girl pronz.

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

protzner

A family of lazy ass people that won't get off there asses and they tend to have skin ass pale as a fucking vampire they grow weird shit on their body's they all have arthritis. This family has no friends, they will refuse to clean their house, they tend to stay in a pack they all live together in a small house.

Hey the protzners haven't been out of their house in 3 months.

by Rammer69 March 30, 2017

pretzel slut

1)thieving corrupt bitch that buys pretzels then takes your razberry juice YOU bought (without asking)when you were broke.

2)conniving mooching whore thats been around the whole damn town.

3)hooker that eats shitfulls of cookies while whoring out to the max on the telephone with one of her many pimps everyday.

A:'geez, doesnt she ever get tired of being such a pretzel slut?'

B:'guess not, shes been doing that shit ever since she hit puberty'

C:' yah i know, she has an affinity to her pretzel slut dream, cant stop eating'

by umoomooch February 14, 2009

protean shake

A guys cum. Cum is suppose to be made of protean, so it is a joke, relateing to a mileshake made out of cum.

A girl gave her boyfriend oral sex, when he came in her mouth, she drank a protean shake.

by Tim Fackler March 23, 2007