Pooperang 

A small floating piece of excrement that defies all attempts at flushing.

Dude, you left a couple of pooperangs in the toilet. Not cool.

Pooperang by holdencoleman January 24, 2009

Polterdiddle 

being sexually assaulted by a ghost - as per Dane Cook on Conan

Polterdiddle is when you feel sheets fly off and the occasional "muahahaha" is heard as you are having sex with a ghost

Polterdiddle by Jephrayy June 10, 2009

pooper nutter 

someone who is buzz kill in every situation.

Person 1: Hey! I just got accepted to college!
Person 2: did you know 80% of the students there end up dying slow and painful deaths?
Person 1: what?
Person 3: jeezz mon, you a pooper nutter.

pooper nutter by toschoolforcool March 19, 2011

Ninja Pooper 

A stealthy ninja who poops in the toilet while someone else is using the shower. The ninja pooper then leaves it there with the lid open and exits without making a sound. They are now perplexed at whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all.

While someone is using the shower, a ninja pooper silently walks in and takes the browns to the superbowl without them knowing. You then proceed to exit the room without flushing to confuse the other person as to whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all. Priceless.

Ninja Pooper by Sixshot891 July 6, 2011

The Pooper 

The Pooper is a game that everyone is playing. The main objective of the game is to not poop your pants. If you fail to resist the urge to use the bathroom in your pants, then you have lost the pooper and need to announce to everyone "I have lost the pooper".

friend 1:"I was with Jessica last night when I lost the pooper. worst moment in my life. The cleanup was horrible!"
friend 2:"dang that sucks, I hope I never lose the pooper around my friends :("
friend 1:"dude... I just lost the pooper >.<"

The Pooper by Weirdpersondude February 27, 2020

flooper my pooper 

To have anal sex

Do you wanna flooper my pooper?

flooper my pooper by BJCC June 21, 2010

pooterstank 

Something that smells foul like rotten kitty

I unzipped her jeans and the pooterstank was so thick it fogged up the windows

pooterstank by Dudeofdudes April 23, 2003