flooper

The foulest of all farts not involving shit stains in your pants, an underwater fart.

Darcie busted a mean flooper in the pool that capsized my toy sail boat.

by Cong Kong August 06, 2007

flooper

The sometimes large flap of skin that hangs from one's neck. Can be stretched for maximum flooperage.

"Yo, did you see that guy's flooper?"
"Heck yes i did, it was huge."

by Karl Nero May 26, 2005

flooper

Someone who neglects, either through intent or forgetfulness, to flush the toilet after pooping.

Eeeuuww! Who's the flooper?

by Don Farrar July 25, 2006

flooper

One (most commonly a girl) whom bends her back and licks the anal sphincter to allocate an easy insertion of the penis.

"I was doing this girl in the butt, when it got dry, she flooped herself and I pounded it the rest of the night."

"I hope this prostitute is a flooper, because I forgot my anal lube!"

"Iv'e been known to hit it with some nasty-ass floopers in my day."

by B-nasty son February 17, 2008

flooper

An adorable, kind, fluffy creature with long ears. Derived from floofer and flopper.

N'aww, that bunny's a real flooper!

by floobs nummi October 12, 2019

flooper

The act of having your nose engulfed by a vagina while getting a lap dance, or muff diving.

JC was at the strip club last night and a stripper flipped upside down on him and gave him a flooper.

by CCB August 17, 2004

Flooper

A dog having ears which flop over themselves. To flop these ears back and forth is called "flooping". A single flop is a "floop". Thus, if a dog has ears which may be flooped, it is a flooper.

Awww, your Chow-Chow is adorable! Such a cute little flooper! May I floop him?

by HyTronix May 10, 2010